Merits – The Order of John Hay

Sumeet Goil
Daniel MacCombie
Rachel Forman
Charles Zachary Firestone

Demerits

Alex Tye
The order of George W. Bush
For going Balls to the wall; go-it-alone Unilateralists all the way you Texas cowboys. Yee-haw!

Alexander Campbell
The order of George W. Bush
For going Balls to the wall; go-it-alone Unilateralists all the way you Texas cowboys. Yee-haw!

Carly Devlin
The order of George W. Bush
For going Balls to the wall; go-it-alone Unilateralists all the way you Texas cowboys. Yee-haw!

Chantal Tape
The order of George W. Bush
For going Balls to the wall; go-it-alone Unilateralists all the way you Texas cowboys. Yee-haw!

Daniel Patterson
The order of George W. Bush
For going Balls to the wall; go-it-alone Unilateralists all the way you Texas cowboys. Yee-haw!

Jeremy Stricsek
The order of George W. Bush
For going Balls to the wall; go-it-alone Unilateralists all the way you Texas cowboys. Yee-haw!

Julian Park
The order of George W. Bush
For going Balls to the wall; go-it-alone Unilateralists all the way you Texas cowboys. Yee-haw!

Lily Axelrod
The order of George W. Bush
For going Balls to the wall; go-it-alone Unilateralists all the way you Texas cowboys. Yee-haw!

Mael Vizcarra
The order of George W. Bush
For going Balls to the wall; go-it-alone Unilateralists all the way you Texas cowboys. Yee-haw!

Margaree Little
The order of George W. Bush
For going Balls to the wall; go-it-alone Unilateralists all the way you Texas cowboys. Yee-haw!

Naima Brown
The order of George W. Bush
For going Balls to the wall; go-it-alone Unilateralists all the way you Texas cowboys. Yee-haw!

Olivia Ildefonso
The order of George W. Bush
For going Balls to the wall; go-it-alone Unilateralists all the way you Texas cowboys. Yee-haw!

Robert Smit h III
The order of E. A. Blair
For being a cog in the machine of Racial Politics. Four legs good, Two Legs Ba-a-ad

Sopheya Lambertsen
The order of George W. Bush
For going Balls to the wall; go-it-alone Unilateralists all the way you Texas cowboys. Yee-haw!

Soyoung Park
The order of E. A. Blair
For being a cog in the machine of Racial Politics. Four legs good, Two Legs Ba-a-ad

Vale Cofer-Shabica
The order of George W. Bush
For going Balls to the wall; go-it-alone Unilateralists all the way you Texas cowboys. Yee-haw!

Will Lambek
The order of George W. Bush
For going Balls to the wall; go-it-alone Unilateralists all the way you Texas cowboys. Yee-haw!

Zack Beauchamp
The order of Walter Jenkins
While Brown students laud ideological fallatio, superfluous unoriginality is not actually commendable.